http://www.subbrilliant.com/news Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:26:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en (WASHINGTON) - Accusations flew fast and furious today over accusations that a leading presidential candidate had radical ties. "These pictures are solid proof that this man is not ready to lead this country. The evidence is before your eyes," said a senior campaign spokesperson. On display at the press conference were graphic ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2008/10/07/presidential-candidate-linked-to-radical-ties/ LOS ANGELES - Alex Smith of West Covina loves his favorite news talk show, except when they talk about news. "First it was the primary election.  They just wouldn't shut up about it.  Then the housing market.  Now they're back on the election again.  And they never let go of the ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2008/07/17/fan-demands-popular-show-stop-talking-about-popular-things/ POUGHKEEPSIE - The tomato salmonella scare has left local playhouses nearly empty. Performers refuse to go on stage with their comic shenanigans and mummery for fear of contracting a deadly disease. "First there was talkies, then radio, then television and the Internet. Now this? Forget about it!" said Willie ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2008/06/11/vaudeville-hit-hard-by-tomato-salmonella-scare/ (Hollywood) As the Writer's Guild Association strike wears on, more than just reality shows are reaping the benefits. Outside has told reporters that it's seen a huge boost in interest and expects it to become even greater in the new year. A spokesperson for outside noted that their 60-year slide in usage ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2007/12/31/outsdie-gets-a-big-boost-from-writers-strike/ (REYKJAVIK) The secret rulers of the world discussed their disappointment at several long-range plans during a regular meeting in Iceland this afternoon. A spokesperson for the government said many secret leaders are losing patience with plans that once promised to better control society. "We've been flouridating the water for decades now with ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2007/09/25/secret-government-dissapointed-at-conspiracy-efforts/ (BALTIMORE) - Scientists at the Center for the Study of Labor Dynamics issued a startling report Monday, causing a stir among managers everywhere. "If you have time to lean," said Doctor Hillary Silverman, lead author of the report, "it does not necessarily follow that you also have time to clean." The report ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2007/09/11/lean-clean-theory-debunked/ (BOSTON) Workers lose billions of dollars a year in lost recreation time to their employers, according to a new study from Reinhart Analysts, published Tuesday. The Workforce analytic company looked at the phenomenon of working from home, and found employers cost their employees up to US$6 billion. "People think about work a ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2007/08/21/employees-lose-6-billion-a-year-to-work/ "Unfair to Vowels" read one sign. "We're not all silent!" read another. Silicon valley saw its first protest against websites conducted exclusively by a letter of the Roman alphabet. Several letter E's, who claim they're out of work but a new fad in naming companies, have banded together to demand fair ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2007/05/24/letter-es-protest-web-20-sites/ (Washington, DC) - A group of protesters clashed with police on the US Capitol Mall over equal rights for months. Local riot troops sprayed tear gas and used noise cannons to control the crowd that chanted slogans like "28 ain't so great" and  "Whatd do we want? 30 Days When do ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2007/02/27/group-demands-discrimination-against-february-end/ (PHILADELPHIA) - A recent study of chatroom and instant message behaviour shows rampant lying in the online world. 90 percent of chatters who claimed in acronym they were rolling on the floor laughing were really just sitting quietly at their computer. "In fact, most weren't even laughing.  The majority were merely smirking ... http://www.subbrilliant.com/news/2006/08/10/chatters-not-really-laughing-asses-off/