{"id":17,"date":"2005-08-18T02:48:48","date_gmt":"2005-08-18T06:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/?p=17"},"modified":"2005-08-18T02:49:37","modified_gmt":"2005-08-18T06:49:37","slug":"big-hollywood-movie-disappoints-critics-makes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"Big Hollywood Movie Disappoints Critics, Makes $$$"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='wp-content\/redcarpet.jpg' align=right alt='Red carpet' \/> (HOLLYWOOD) &#8211; A huge Hollywood action movie starring some big names and a few unknowns is raking in millions at the box office, although critics are disappointed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s just another forumlaic plot carried along by big explosions and big-budget special effects.  It&#8217;s the kind of drivel you expect from Hollywood,&#8221; said a critic.<\/p>\n<p>While the blockbuster set records for opening day reciepts, the studios were bemoaning the fact that the movie wasn&#8217;t turning the profits it expected and pleaded with Americans to get off their couches and retun to the theaters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We may have to stop making insanely expensive movies with virtually no artistic value but lots of hot women and explosions.  If Americans don&#8217;t want to see hot women and explosions then thy&#8217;re doing the right thing by staying away from theaters.  But all I can say is when you start wondering where all the hot women and explosions went, don&#8217;t come crying to us,&#8221; said a Hollywood studio executive.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile audiences lined up and raved about the new flick, saying it&#8217;s one of the best hits of the summer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s good,&#8221; said an average movie-goer, &#8220;but you have to see it on the big screen. The special effects and hot women were just awesome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Despite the dissapointment of critics and studio execs, the Director is already working on the sequel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(HOLLYWOOD) &#8211; A huge Hollywood action movie starring some big names and a few unknowns is raking in millions at the box office, although critics are disappointed. &#8220;It&#8217;s just another forumlaic plot carried along by big explosions and big-budget special effects. It&#8217;s the kind of drivel you expect from Hollywood,&#8221; said a critic. While the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}