{"id":30,"date":"2005-10-29T13:56:24","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T17:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/?p=30"},"modified":"2005-10-29T18:30:39","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T22:30:39","slug":"god-sueing-christians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"God Suing Christians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='wp-content\/gavel.jpg' align=right alt='gavel image' \/>(HEAVEN) &#8211; Lawyers for God have announced they plan a lawsuit against several Christian groups over copyright violation.<\/p>\n<p>Under current copyright law, the unauthorized use of divine inspiration is a violation of the law.  The lawyers say they are gathering evidence from several church sermons and will bring a suit once proper jursdiction is determined.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We could use the judgement of heaven,&#8221; said one lawyer, &#8220;but aside form the apparent conflict of interest, transporting witnesses is sort of a one-way trip.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>God did not appear at the announcement but his representative, Archangel Michael, read from a prepared statement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All this rubbish about what I created and when and what my will is, has gotten far out of hand.  I&#8217;ve already brought one suit for defamation but the punishment for that is pretty weak.  Thankfully copyright law violation brings punishment worse than murder.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Defendants have not been named but several church leaders have claimed they will not be targeted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Whatever helps them sleep at night,&#8221; said one lawyer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(HEAVEN) &#8211; Lawyers for God have announced they plan a lawsuit against several Christian groups over copyright violation. Under current copyright law, the unauthorized use of divine inspiration is a violation of the law. The lawyers say they are gathering evidence from several church sermons and will bring a suit once proper jursdiction is determined. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}