{"id":44,"date":"2006-02-01T00:00:11","date_gmt":"2006-02-01T04:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/?p=44"},"modified":"2006-02-01T15:47:32","modified_gmt":"2006-02-01T19:47:32","slug":"tim-kaine-puts-nation-at-risk-to-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Tim Kaine puts nation at risk, to sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <img align=\"right\" alt=\"Governor Timothy Kaine\" id=\"image43\" title=\"Governor Timothy Kaine\" src=\"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/01\/timkaine.jpg\" \/>newly elected governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia, Timothy Kaine, put the nation in grave danger Tuesday night during his response to the President&#8217;s state of the union address.<\/p>\n<p>While hardened analysts were able to discuss the points of Kaine&#8217;s speech, most of the nation including police and security forces were put to sleep by the absolue lack of charisma delivered by the Governor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The Governor created a rare rehtorical field known as a NeCA or Negative Charismatic Area,&#8221; said SuBBrilliant University scientists. &#8220;It began by creating a thin linear distribution of reasonable but uncontroversial objections, and then expanded into an event horizon of sleep-inducing lethargy by subtracting charismatic ions from the area surrounding the camera.  Oddly televisions amplified the effect.  Radio listeners were only put in a slight fugue state, while TV watchers generally nodded off soundly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Democrats hoped the southern governor in a Republican state would add emphasis to their parties official retort. Instead most of the country was unaware the Democrats had even spoken.<\/p>\n<p>Republicans roundly criticised the Governor&#8217;s speech for putting the country in danger of attack while everyone slumbered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I find it not only irresponsible, but suspicious that the Democrats would put such a man in front of national television,&#8221; said Republican spokesperson Bill Smith.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The newly elected governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia, Timothy Kaine, put the nation in grave danger Tuesday night during his response to the President&#8217;s state of the union address. While hardened analysts were able to discuss the points of Kaine&#8217;s speech, most of the nation including police and security forces were put to sleep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.subbrilliant.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}