Allow me to introduce myself. I am Tyrone Dye, (aka Tyedye), critic,
whiner and muckraker at large. Someone must respond to the time-honored
call of obscuring reality in full rectitude. I have answered that call,
and reversed the charges. (How DO these people get my phone number?!).
I have taken it upon myself to help inform the residents of earth about
the newsworthy events and controversies within our world community, much
of it hidden beneath the mainstream journalistic crucifixions we see on
the nightly news. Gossip can destroy reputations, unless tempered
with objectivity and accuracy. I offer neither. Sometimes the
truth can hurt, but for the world to survive we must all learn to master
our pain, and not point in callous mirth at those who are sported by deceitful
authors, and move on in cheery faith to the next probable lie. Unlike
other journalists, I never studied ethics, therefore I will proudly name
my sources. Names haven't been changed to protect the humorless.
Objections or criticism to any facts, fabrications
or content which you read in these articles should not be directed at myself,
but to the editor of this fine publication. However, you may forward
all compliments directly to me. (I know I do).
Real Name: Sir Reverend Dr. Tyrone Dye E.S.U.H.
Location: California, where else?
Vitals: Pulse- 62, blood pressure- 110 over 70, respirations- thready
Education: 7 years of college down the drain! (Majored in Philosophy
and Psychology, minored in
Hallucinogens) Graduate of the 'Tom Dark Academy of Journalism'.
Political Affiliation: I vote the Librarian ticket, or not at
Religion: I am totally and passionately committed to my indifference,
except in self-defense when I
transform into an atheist.
Current Occupation: Cub Reporter for the Internet's 'SubBrilliant Pseudo
Favorite Authors: Tom Robbins, Mark Twain, Carl Hiasson, Jimmy Buffett
Three Words That Best Describe Me: cynical, sarcastic, confused
In High School I Was Voted: most likely to secede
My Best Quality: not taking anything (including myself) too seriously
My Worst Quality: not taking anything (including myself) too seriously
Hobbies: feeding rodents to my pythons, lucid dreaming, supporting
my Internet Relay Chat
addiction, exploring socially unacceptable horizons, fabrication
Favorite song; Mark David Chapman's rendition of Eric Claptons "I Shot
the Sheriff"..., "I Shot
the Walrus, but I Did Not Shoot Paul McCartney".
Favorite Homepage: http://www.members.goldrush.com/~tyedye
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