September 15, 2005
President Discovered to Have Bladder
(NEW YORK) – Another shocking revelation rocked the White House yesterday as a Reuters photo taken at the United Nations showed President Bush clearly and undeniably requesting a bathroom break.
“Once again the Bush Administration is caught with their pants down,” said Green Party Activist Trey Reynolds. “Or at least requesting that they would like to go into a private room and take their pants down. You can quibble about this but the real question remains why the administration has not come forward with this information about the President before now? Why hide it in surreptitious notes?”
Analysts pointed to the revelation as another blow to the President’s credibility and wondered whether the administration could survive.
“How much more can they take?” said political commentator Al Franklin. “How foolish do they think the American people are?”
White House officials spoke off the record to tell reporters the note was being misinterpreted.
“A ‘bathroom break’ is code for the President getting up and pissing all over the arguments being made,” said an anonymous source. “It’s just the Presidents colorful way of talking. Like when Frank Sinatra used to say it ‘looked like rain’ when he was about to leave a party. Bush is cool like Sinatra.”
Congressional Democrats are calling for an investigation into the note and the reasons the President’s eliminatory situation has not been acknowledged publicly.
“We need to know what happened, when, and how it came out,” said Minority leader Nancy Pelosi.